hmm a lovely cup of tea would go down a treat right now
however I only have the option of vending machine tea today, which is utterly revolting
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

Given that tea is about 99p for 40 teabags
and you can buy a kettle from Tesco for about 4 quid,

you are clearly not trying hard enough.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)