yes
when I was a lad the closest I got to pornography was finding a copy of the Sunday Sport in the woods
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

they were always in the woods, weren't they
who were the woodland porn distributers?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

I blame squirrels

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)