Hello fitness fighters, internet hero JMG is here to brighten your day.
Would some of you like to summarize this morning's b3ta with one word?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

Fat.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

I trust you've seen this.
www.oleole.com/media/main/podcasts/arsecast/ADE_BROCHURE.pdf

(Yes, I posted it earlier. Well done.)
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

Yes.
I was actually just looking at it on a different site.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

Will you be looking to buy him?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

Yes.
Mainly based on the CLAMMY!
www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/adebayorb5.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

I like this,
I will consider clicking it.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

'Cauldroning*'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hrrummpf

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Pre watershed nudity has given its place up to JMG repeating himself?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

Can everybody PLEASE reply to MoT's thread below so he can feel more confident.
Thank you.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

I think cr3 should make a bot called JMG + 1 that just posts what you posted an hour ago again.
It'd save you a lot of effort.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

I thought you were the bot that follows me around and disagrees ever so slightly.
Some may be mistaken as to think that's all you do on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

only you would JMG,
as you're so understandably blinded by your own brilliance that you can only focus on posts that include the acroynm JMG or ones that are in reply to your own.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

Well.
Take me out of this place and there's nothing else to discuss.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

Right now on the internet
there are attractive naked ladies shoving large vegetables up themselves, ponygirls, women having intimate relations with horses, men being taken with strap-ons, cartoon dogs having gay sex, pictures of the face of almost any attractive celebrity you could name photoshopped into hard-core porn, people shagging teddies, impressionable teenagers stripping off on webcam, pensioner orgies and amputees pretending to be raped by angry midgets.

The internet's taken all the fun out of the watershed.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

My generation is probably the most jaded in terms of nudity.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

young people are green when naked?
BLIMEY
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

yes
when I was a lad the closest I got to pornography was finding a copy of the Sunday Sport in the woods
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

they were always in the woods, weren't they
who were the woodland porn distributers?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

I blame squirrels

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

Not really.
There's still the novelty of it being on TV rather than the computer.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

isn't the watershed.com a 'watersports' website in a fully lined outdoor toolstore?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

Keep going....

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

I imagine your pants are not unlike someone chucking a shovelful of mentoes into a barrel of coca cola

( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

And the rest
That's just your bookmarks folder.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

Unremarkable

( SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

Noeggsinthefridge :(

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

bulbospongiosus

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

Undescribable

( SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

I've just come back from they hygeenist.
I've decided that when I win the lotto, I'm getting a dentist's chair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

Sleepy

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

Dunno
I am poorly. My eldest daughter gave me her virus. Horrid girl.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

hygeenist

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

cambered

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

*FIVE!*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

*leans slightly*
*FIVES*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)

Ifounda£20noteonthebus

( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

winnar!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

GREATFORTUNE!

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

dolerage

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

FRUIT WITH LOOT!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

git
you made me do a 'LOL'
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

It's going on male-oriented skin technlology enhancers with patented ingredients™

( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

30,000TH POST
AND IT WAS REPLYING TO MOOEY.


( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

well done DG. lets all mander to you
or call you a cunt.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

*red hot guitar solo with fireworks*

( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

(|:8(/) $$

( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

Monosyllabic

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

ym

( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

spasmojesticles

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

this

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

Brilliant, you truly are fantastic.
How are you buddy?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

BETTER THAN YOU, MISTER 70,000+ SHITCUNT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

NEWER PEOPLE ARE SHITTER.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

PROVE ME WRONG JMG, PROVE ME WRONG

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

I really can't.
:(

I'm struggling to find anybody NEW and GOOD.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

Right here.
I'm awesome.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

It was pretty drab, but then I livened things up, all by myself.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnkkkkk.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)