Splitting your nail down to the quick.
Getting a nettle sting in said injury.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

this is winning so far
Oh you've just made me think of another one, imagine nettle sting on your floofloo
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

Floofloo?
I thought it was foo-foo
( broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

unless there is a sick pig up it

( broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

it can be anything you want it to be broadsword

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)