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I thought we'd agreed that we weren't going to wish people dead anymore
and that we were going to wish they would stub their toes instead.

Or can you think of something harmless but is as equally shit as something like stubbing your toe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
Banging your funnybones.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
Both at once.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
I missed this memo.
But then again, I've never wished death amongst any of you.
As I feel nature will take most of you fat shits within 5-10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
tell nature to fucking bring it.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
I'm at a Wedding on Friday.
Can I borrow your Kendo get up?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
I'll be attending a wedding reception Friday evening.
How interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
I wish I was dead
TOUCHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
Oh I do the 5 metre 'coo-eee' straddle

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
a blowhole full of dicks
(if the person you are talking about is a sea mammal)
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
Starting a conversation about a film that you've just seen, starring whatsisname
oh god, I've completely forgotten his name. He was in...y'know. Oh, bollocks this is going to annoy me now.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
Splitting your nail down to the quick.
Getting a nettle sting in said injury.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
this is winning so far
Oh you've just made me think of another one, imagine nettle sting on your floofloo
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
Floofloo?
I thought it was foo-foo
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
unless there is a sick pig up it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
it can be anything you want it to be broadsword

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
Why aren't we wishing people were dead anymore?
Has someone died?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
no, but people are getting stepped for it

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
Who got stepped for wishing death?
Was it Friz? Please oh please let it be Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
If I get stepped for wishing I was dead I'll get really morose

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
SRS BSNS

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
you can't say it about anyone who's feeling upset at the time
unfortunately there's no way of telling who's upset so I recommend not wishing anyone was dead
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
Are we still allowed to insult one another?
Is swearing allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
We all have to be nice to each other now.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
I'm leaving.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
i thought we just had a laugh last night with friz?
then we clicked i like this on a few posts

some people need to lighten up and stop taking the internets srsly

man up ppls
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
Papercut
on the tongue.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
Wishing you could fly
right up to the sky
only to have your hopes cruelly dashed
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
I wish that all millitant vegetarians were dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
Banging your knee on something.
It's the most intense pain for about 3 seconds then feels lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)