Dress up like Xena and I'll buy you a Costa coffee shop.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Why must you objectify me so:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm not,
it'll be part of our marketing campaign.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)