Wormulus, SexFace or Master of Turnips.
Who offers most for you, the b3tans?
I'm feeling a NEW ENHANCED THREE WAY BATTLE may ensue.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

Frankly, I'm aroused

( broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

This comes as little suprise.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

wormulus is still the biggest shitcunt
Sexface most persistent, and Mast of Turnips the most pedantic.

It should be a good fight.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

I think wormulus has the edge in his all round game,

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

An interesting comment.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

Wormulus can do the attention chasing thing, the shit meme thing, the tedious thing, the offensive trolling thing and the epic flounce thing well.
By comparison, Sexface and MoT are just specialists. Sexface manages tedious attention seeking to a top standard and MoT has the art of Internet Joylessness finely honed, they'd probably beat Wormulus in their specialist fields but in the Shit Internet Decathlon Wormulus comes out on top.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Nice analysis, there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

I'm taking over from Alan Shearer on MoTD next season.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

*warm applause from the pavillion end*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

*raises bat to crowd*
*lifts off helmet*
*gets clean-bowled next ball*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

I'd like to know why Karl isn't on the list

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

He once got me mentioned on the BBC Football Commentary thing..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

He's not viewed as a serious contender in many quarters as he lacks the neccessary shamelesness.
Put him under pressure for his dreadful taste in music, poorly thought through views or attantion chasing and he folds.

He's Ian Bell to Wormulus, Sexface and MoT's Flintoff, Pietersen and Collingwood.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)

If they're in the correct order then by god I'm dull :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

But you have a certain admirable bloody-mindedness which keeps you in the mix in pressure situations.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

that's true.
I can hit a quick dull 50 to get the crowds going.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

I'd also like to know why I'm not on the list

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

Either JMG thinks you're no contest for those three, or that they're no contest for YOU.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

I want to say something insulting but I'm not sure your delicate constitution could handle it

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Why did Wormulus offend you so much?
He's fucking wicked.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

I'm a little attracted to Wormulus myself.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

just comes across as the most boring b3tan
and has about as much sense of humour as an acorn
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

*Ahem*

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

I don't think you realise he's posting stuff to get a rise out of Cushers.
As a person in real life he's a diamond...mostly. Until he ruins women for everyone else.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

Why would he get a rise out of people with Cushing's Disease?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

Ah, 'cos they're all fat and bloated. I didn't realise it did that to humans.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

indeed O'Shouty ;)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

Aye
That and a chin that could sink an oil tanker.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

I agree with this
This place lacked a certain something when Wormulus flounced for a bit
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Yeah, a new wormulus thread every seven minutes.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

MoT certainly offers the least

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

MoT wins!
The least cuntish out of the three.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

By least cuntish, you mean 'dull'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

Unless the aim is to be the biggest cunt?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

I like them all
in terms of who I get on best with online probably MoT, I've met Wormulus in the flesh though and I get on very well with him, I am in no position to judge the other two in the fleshy flesh world
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

Some people love to live in the past gmos.
They can't get over the fact that not a lot of people see me as shit anymore.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

I don't think I ever did MoT.
I don't think I ever did.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

You should open the event by smashing a bottle of champagne against a boat or something.
Or throwing a bottle of Budweiser at a ferry. One of the two.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

I'd throw two from each hand.
Listen out on the 25th of July, if you hear shouting coming from the Uni that'll be me.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

Any hassle. Call me.
I'll be over in a jiffy.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

None of them offend me, I actually quite like them all.
Although some new people are being a bit shit.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

I would choose Wormulus as he is actually funny
Sexface is a massive perv but a decent guy
MoT opinions are pretty spasticated but he means no harm
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

Pretty spasticated because they're different to yours?
I don't think I've given an opinion on anything vaguely series, just music and other entertainment stuff.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

hehe ;)
*tickles*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

I'd just like to add that every single thing you like is wrong and should be banned.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

+IN OPPOSITE LAND

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

+'S NEIGHBOUR, TRUTH LAND

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

D: HARSHNESS!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

I don't think i have ever seen you bully anyone
Lay into the noobs for a bit or me if you fancy it
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

Nah dude, what's the point?
If you pick on people properly it obviously means that you've got self confidence issues and I'm a nice guy with none of those issues :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

OH I HATE YOU :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

bums xxx

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

Shut up you massive shit.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

kisses xxx

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

I like all of them
I'd be the meat in their sex club sandwich
( Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

only if it's you and me in the middle
and the other two being the bread.

I want the most from my orgy.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

Well if we're both in the middle it's more like a steak and kidney pudding

( Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

I CHOOSE YOU MOT

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

Worst. Pokemon. Ever.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)

I feel left out now. :(

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

Have I ever told you how funny you are?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

Oh Jim you're never happy :(

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

No, my life is a tragic comedy of errors :(
And first mistakes.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

only it has no comedy in it.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

It would
If it wasn't so sad :(
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

And in the red corner, we have André the Giant, who's recently had his inhabitions and concious removed.
And in the left corner, we have a 5 week old puppy who attempted to shag André the Giant's 14 year old daughter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

I wish you were deaf

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

EH?! etc!!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

Sexface offers me his cock on a regular basis. The other two have offered me nothing.
Lazy bastards.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

I see you more as an angry Irish war woman than a sexy object.
If you dress up like Xena the two might mix and then I'd definitely offer you cock.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

I don't want you to see me as a sexy object.
The odd cup of coffee would be nice, though. *sniffs*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

Dress up like Xena and I'll buy you a Costa coffee shop.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Why must you objectify me so:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm not,
it'll be part of our marketing campaign.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

Are you running off with SexFace?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

Yes, I'm leaving you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

Woah woah woah
I didn't know we could offer cocks on here. All that time, wasted.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)

MoT

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

:)
I'm getting called dull by badger. Can you sound the pot/kettle bell?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

DING DING DING!
DING DING DING!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

It's already been sounded

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

I've met two in real life.
I liked SexFace, I didn't really speak to Wormulus long enough to form an opinion.

On here though I think I prefer MoT. He makes me laugh and is incredibly miserable the whole time.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

I'm suprised that more of b3ta isn't miserable the whole time that you post here.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

I love you too Benji

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

You're my second favourite.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

Yeah yeah yeah
whatever
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

You are.
I just bully you to follow the old saying "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen".

Plus you're like, the same height as the inch high private eye so you'd never be able to beat me up.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

russ is mint
i have no opinion on the other two
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

I like Sexface
I find MoT tolerable, if not more.
Wormulus is just a pathetic cockhound.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

There was a time when me and you were more friendly :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

He said if not more, you ungrateful bastard.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

I wanted to be ranked above sexface :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

r w
above by
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

Yeah I know, but I talk to sexface quite a lot is all (compared to anyone else on here).

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

Are you still sulking over his mockery of your xbox tatoo?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

I say things far worse to people yet it seems no one notices...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

No, I couldn't care less about that, I was on about his flouncing.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

See now, there's a certain artfulness to the spite in those.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

Maybe so, but it was still pathetic.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

But look at the STYLE involved.
No other flounces have so much stylish impotent anger.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

Whoever wins...
WE LOSE
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)

MOT seems to hate everything
I bet he even shouts at the ducks every morning... poor ducks
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

People regularly talk about things that are shit, so I say that they're shit and now everyone thinks that I think everything is shit :(.
It's not true, I'm all sunshine and happiness offline.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

I think you should talk more about things you like
Might tip the balance a bit
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

:(

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)