Stop blowing things up
and you may get in...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

Don't be daft.
*drops a grenade down your pants*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

*Drops something unpleasant in back of pants*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)