Song lyrics that please you slightly more than they should?


"Mad Lizzy Crumbs blind cobblers
thumbs were a sight to behold"
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

i don't own a radio

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

I'm not crying,
I've just been chopping onions,
I'm making a lasagne...
for one
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

anything by Tiny Tim

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

see, now people are just going to post shit song lyrics in this thread and it'll be shit
unless you're feling upset today, in which case hahaha great thread there Mykey, more like this plz
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Favourite Gilgamesh threads?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

they're all shit!
unless i'm feeling upset today, in which case they're all just great
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

Also, did you make Friz cry?
I can imagine the journey of those fat salty tears across the endless prairie that is his face.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

it's never my intention to cause offence here, especially when people are not having a good time
so I'd like to take this opportunity to invite people to tell me how they're feeling today so I can moderate my insults accordingly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Forum banter, no offence. Great.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

"She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone"

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

basically
the entirety of NWA's back catalogue

'Cause I'm the kinda nigga that's built ta last/If ya fuck with me, I'll put ma foot in yo ass'
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

"On a morning from a Bogart movie,
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime"

I love that song so much.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)