It's a daily struggle JMG not to apply lipstick when I wake up

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

One slip of thought and you could wake up like Moohalaa each day.
You be careful there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

I like treading the ambiguous line Jammy, it gives the girls right fizzy knickers

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)