Would anybody like to discuss what clothes they are wearing?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Quickest person to say no gets the biggest ROFL.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

on

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

LOL!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

TYPO!
OMGJMGOMG!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

long sleeved red t-shirt with faux white rims to make it look like I'm wearing a long sleeved white t-shirt underneath
I'm wearing both long sleeves at my elbows so it's all a bit pointless

and trousers.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

Handsome Gav, Ladies' Choice is here.
So I've had to up stakes to keep with the company.
I'm in quality jeans.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

no thinning white patch of worn denim in the groin for JMG tonight!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

you first

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

Very tight jeans, black check shirt opened a bit too much, rolled down cons, pirate earrings, georgeous* hair
*gorgeous
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

PIRATE earings?
Wouldn't they just look a bit girly?
Careful DG!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

It's a daily struggle JMG not to apply lipstick when I wake up

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

One slip of thought and you could wake up like Moohalaa each day.
You be careful there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

I like treading the ambiguous line Jammy, it gives the girls right fizzy knickers

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

Yo ho ho and a bottle up me bum!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

LORDY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

you're well georgeous
meaning you're like the pink, camp, slightly downs hippo off Rainbow.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

Oooooo gggghhggZippy!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

They're mostly just ketchup stains

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Ones made in Vietnam.
Srsly.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'm wearing the same shirt I'm wearing in my profile.
It's my not my favourite shirt, it's probably my second favourite shirt.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Trousers, green t-shirt, black socks.

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Grey t-shirt
Khaki combat trousers
Black shoes.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

black short sleeved shirt, cut nice and tight
black trousers, black Ted Baker shoes, black socks and black silk underwear (tight and slightly transparant)
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

tesco ones

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

I bought a space invaders t-shirt at Tesco
It was £3 in the sale
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

my dress was 13 quid
this is nice. sharing tesco stories and that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

should we all be sharing our tesco stories?

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

i dont see why not.
im not going to tescos tonight but i bet if i did id pick something nice up.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

the only thing i ever buy from tesco is cigarettes and energy drink
what sort of nice things could i be picking up instead?
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

a space invader tshirt or something.
you should ask the forum. people like talking about tescos.
and that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

my question was open to the forum
perhaps i should have made that more explicit in the original post
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

yes i felt it was directed at me
but i think my first answer was sufficient.

tescos is great.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Tesco are massive bastards to work for
Trufax.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

I heard if you are late for work, they shoot you in a joint for every late hour

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Nah
Just sack you for getting cancer or make your life a living hell for reporting them to the HSE, that kind of jazz.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

i heard that maximinmus is just an awful employee generally and the information he provides about his experience working
for tesco can't really be relied upon
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

They are also huge tax dodgers but
i'm sure there is no truth to the rumour that they gain plannning permission for some of their stores by backhanders to local councils and by burying their consultation submissions so as to avoid public scrutiny.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

Let's all go to Tesco, where rosa buys her best clothes.
NA NAA NAAA NA HEY!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

well yes.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

I reckon a tesco is going to open up across the road from me.
I fear i'll lose half my exersize; walking to asda.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

just jog on the spot while you're deciding what to buy

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

He'd be skinny within a week
It took him 2 hours in M&S once to decide what to have for lunch. I'm not even joking.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

he just needs gentle steering is all.
and if that doesn't work you shout at him in the restaurant until he starts to rock and sob and pees his pants
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

it can happen
sometimes i go into a supermarket and never even manage to make a choice, just walk back out
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Sometimes I swing too early for a BLT and end up face planting in the pasta tubs.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

Be strong
and go to ASDA anyway. It's what Churchill would have done.
Spirit of the blitz!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

but think of the clothes!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Mykey is wearing a dress.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

..
dress
tarpaulin
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

You seem very attention seeking these days Jammy, what's wrong?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

If Gilgamesh had posted that, you wouldn't have asked that very question.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

t-shirt, jeans, socks and shoes.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

*Five, five, five and five*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

no.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

Where's my ROFL?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

I've got two puffins stretched over my fists.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

Beak-first or the other way round?

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

YES.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

Ouch.

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

Are you preparing for a bAUKsing match?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

You've got some GULL asking that quesTERN.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

Your BITTERNess shows through.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

On your sKITEs sonny.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)

small hands eh

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

little Hans eh?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

Red t shirt
brown shorts
grey boxers

do I make you horny?
( broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)