a) because he's bald
b) because it's dye.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

Excellent point.
I stand corrected. I shall announce my mistakes and apologies from a plinth in trafalgar square.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)