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Why don't you go and die
your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
a) because he's bald
b) because it's dye.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
Excellent point.
I stand corrected. I shall announce my mistakes and apologies from a plinth in trafalgar square.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
snooker loopy

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
I remember, when the internet was new
Our school had an intranet and we told them they'd spelt internet wrong. And we meant it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
When the internet was new
my school didn't really have the knack of setting up a firewall, so we downloaded games and napster all the time. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
i saw that posted on the image board

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
neither did i

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
A hundred times better than anything about cricket.
Did I mention I hate all sport?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
even fishing?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
Perhaps I should clarify that statement
I hate watching all sports and I dislike doing most sports. That leaves a few activities that could be loosely defined as sport. I'd put fishing as a pastime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
that's because the gene for liking sports is on the y chromosome.
Any girl who likes sport either

a) actually likes sportsmen in little shorts, or
b) is actually a man
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
I've known a few who:
c) pretends to like sport so boys will like her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)
Hahahaha, I like the bit where the robot wants to play snooker but can't!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
THAT WSA A BIT I LIKED ALSO

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
I'm going to get that tattooed to my face.
Then claim I fell asleep in the chair and sue the tattoo artist.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)