My cock is one yottametre long.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

That's an interesting way to spell
nanometre
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

nano zetta
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

Zetta
sounds like the name of an old Jewish woman who has lots of cats
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)

Shouldnt you be drunk
And bothering lady tramps in the alleyways of Reading sir?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)

You'd think wouldn't you
but no I'm still in fucking work and i'm going to be here 'til stupid o'clock as well.

Happy? I think not. Still I have lots of Kroners awaiting my return at home.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)