warm it and add cinnamon and nutmeg and a diced seville orange
then using a plastic tube inserted into your anus, gently flush your colon with it
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

the best 'take me to bed' line ever

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)