i'm not that geordie guy so i won't hassle the fatties and repeat myself
(but please see a gym)

i opened a bottle of red that seems corked.. anyway to make it less pleasant?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

have it with coke and ice.
serious.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

that sounds very spanish
i might try that
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

i love you!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

you'll be forever in my hearts

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

It's sometimes the only way to save it.
That or adding ribena.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

You have click on the main board right?
;) evening/morning
( Frogbeat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

Use a sieve.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Less pleasant?
Get a crackwhore to piss in it.
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

No, LESS pleasant.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

I didn't think that reply through.

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

oh crap.. i'm in an area where 'un' is not allowed
where all 'ited' here
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

there wolf
there castle
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

Exchange with glorious ale

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

you offering?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

If email can support such an exchange...then yes

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

i have a teleport machine
STAND BY..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

ok, I just saw a gym
now what?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

A gy-m
What's a gy-m
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

new scientist recentlty reported
being a grumpy bastard uses up 2500 calories a day
i'd imagine you're fine
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

how many calories do you burn off being an incoherent dullard?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

can you not understand him then?
poor gilgy :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

I HAVE SEEN A GYM

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

i'd say that was 200 calories worth
good job
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

I'm guessing it's the internet that makes for a grumpy Frank.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

Drink beer

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

Erm, you could freeze it, then smash yourself in the face with the ice.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

Forget my advice and use this instead.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

warm it and add cinnamon and nutmeg and a diced seville orange
then using a plastic tube inserted into your anus, gently flush your colon with it
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

the best 'take me to bed' line ever

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)