Roll cool
because I popped it into the fridge for 20 mins.
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

I'm well pissed.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

I'm doing my best
Well done. Have a traffic cone.
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

I've not seen a traffic cone in a house for a long while.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

Because you steal them to keep in your caravan?

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

It's the largest collection in south Wales.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

I'm in the uk at the end of this month
some friends have invited me to go away with them while I'm over. They're staying in a caravan in Hastings or somewhere. I'm sure they must be taking the piss.
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

They are not your real friends.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

excellent news
i look forward to the blow-by-blow account of its consumption
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

Sadly it is entirely untrue
never believe what you read on the internet
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

and i'd just started to believe again

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

It is true
my previous reply? All lies
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

Oh man, my mind is like a scrambled eeg.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

Have chips with that

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

I'm fucking starving.
I won't eat anything though, as only fat people would eat at this time of nightg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

I created my own meal earlier
mixture of a stir fry & a fry up... chicken, egg, potato & various veg sprinkled liberally with chillies. Wasn't great but man it'll fly out of me tomorrow
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

Fuck off with your food talk.
I'm too tired to cook anything.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

I might call it 'sore ring high'
cos I'm off my head & it'll hurt my bot
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Great, now I won't be able to call it anything BUT that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

I should patent it

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)

I'm only replying since everyone else seems to have gone to bed.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)

I fucked off hours ago

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

I'm torn between being slightly hungry but also being too lazy to walk to the fridge

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)