I'm doing my best
Well done. Have a traffic cone.
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

I've not seen a traffic cone in a house for a long while.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

Because you steal them to keep in your caravan?

( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

It's the largest collection in south Wales.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

I'm in the uk at the end of this month
some friends have invited me to go away with them while I'm over. They're staying in a caravan in Hastings or somewhere. I'm sure they must be taking the piss.
( broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

They are not your real friends.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)