France

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)

Okay where in France
Anywhere near a city with a cultural heritage anything close to Manchester or Liverpool?

(I'll kill myself if you say Paris)
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm not really from France,
but what cultural heritage does liverpool have?

The national museum of Cars on Bricks? It being the european city of culture was obviously a joke by whoever decides these things.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

That's a good point.
Have you seen where they're holding the Olympics?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)

They're "redeveloping" the entire area though.
You'd have to level the whole of liverpool until you could do anything good to it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

Now now.
We've all seen Brixton on the news.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)

Just because I dislike the north doesn't mean that I like all of the south.
I'm not a Londoner.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)

I'm not a Scouser.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

No, you're a geordie.
I'm not even going to qualify that statement, I think it says enough already.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

It most certainly does.
Well done JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)

That's just a ridiculously ignorant thing to say

(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

You're obviously reading it wrong.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

See that means you're from somewhere shit then
The Beatles, the Liver Building and the two other graces, Albert Docks, Liverpool FC, two beautiful cathedrals.

etc etc etc etc.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)

Norwich has got two beautiful cathedrals, a castle, fuckloads of heritage, mustard and Delia
It's still full of chavs, dolescum and office workers who drink alcopops tho.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

Isn't everywhere?

(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

Yes.
I'm just being argumentative because heritage doesn't make a place nice.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

I was surprised to hear of you sending saucy photos to Friz for his birthday.
I've had 28 birthdays and have yet to receive a picture of your boobs or even at least a photo of you making me a cake.
Baldmonkey's had even more birthdays. He deserves the photos before me.

We've discussed it recently at our secret internet club meetings.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

I was searching for my name, as am an ultimate internet narcissist, and I saw this.
I don't remember it, but that does sound like me when I was drinking.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Terrible alcoholic abuse on the internet.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

There's a reason I no longer drink wine.
I become an even bigger attention whore, it's like crazy petrol.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)

You women..
Yourself.. Jodie Marsh.. Moohalaa.. All alike.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

We just want your approval, online.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

So... just the Beatles then.
Who could have formed anywhere. They'd still have been the same people and made the same music... just instead of singing about liverpool they'd sing about wherever they were from.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

I don't understand why you just ignored the rest of the points?
Those are the things that underline a place having culture. You just have an opinion on Liverpool moulded by Harry Enfield.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

No, I have an opinion on liverpool moulded by liverpudlians.
I ignored the other points because they weren't worth talking about.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

So citywise where do you think is nice?
Every city has it's fair share of cunts I assure you.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Every city does,
but I'm not defending every city, I'm attacking one.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

For the same things you could apply to elsewhere.
Madness.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

No... scousers are only from Liverpool.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

Racist
:) xx
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

Car thief
:) xx
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

Well done on not just going to "We've got Chas 'n Dave though".
It's what I'd have said.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

Oh JMG,
you thinking that the entire south is just london is Hilarious! With a capital H!
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

A lot of southerners are from there though
IT'S FREAKING HUUUUUUGE.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

It's a megacity,
which means the population is over 8million.

There's still over 50million people in England.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

Yeah
42 million in the north and then 8 million in LAAAANDAAAAN.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

you know, i thought your initial post on this subject was intended to be ironic
i'm not sure now
( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

I just think people remember Liverpool from images they saw on telly years ago
It's so nice now in the city centre where I live. Things have changed!
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

i've got nothing about liverpool
i'm just not sure how you could have typed what you did without any element of irony
( well, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Haha okay, a little.
I wouldn't use the word 'cool' with any degree of seriousness however I do think both places are pretty bloody nice so I don't think that all good things in England are in the south!
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

No, you think they're all in the north
Lol north/south divide.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

I thought you were joking about Liverpool being cool at first.
I can't believe you're actually quite proud to be in that shit tip of a city.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

How well do you know it?
I live in the city centre, it's stunning. I live right near the docks and the old part of the city where the first seven streets of Liverpool were. It's all nice and old and lovely. I don't understand why people hate it so much.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

I lived there for about 6 years.
Had my car stolen and my house broken into on more than one occasion. Everything is grey and falling down and shit.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Fair enough mate
But there's plenty of cities where that could have happened to you. I do genuinely feel things have changed for the better in Liverpool.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

Are you sponsored by the Liverpool Chamber of Commerce?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

No, I should be
However I think I am the only person from Manchester who likes Liverpool this much.
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

Yes, classically people from Manchester think people from Liverpool are cunts, and vice versa
Why are you messing with tradition you charlatan?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

I know yeah the car thievin' scouse bastards

(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

Manchester is even shitter than Liverpool.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

This is true.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

Oh now you're just trying to wind me up haha
edit: you're Welsh, you have no say!
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)