The manwife has asked me to sell his iPod on eBay.
I'm considering having one of the photos of it nestled in my breasts, to boost listings.
( Bats, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

Why not.
Every advertising agency round the world does the same.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

I'll get me camera...

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

It worked for a green dress
Have the headphones up your chuff and it will sell for more than a new one.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)