See, the thing about loud, impotent internet rage is that either
a) it's actually genuine, in which case you're a pathetic excuse for a human being that should have been killed in the playground;
b) it's actually genuine but you're pretending it was ironic, in which case you're just another tiresome bell-end like so many thousands of other attention-starved users on so many other internet forums.

Either way, you're not doing yourself any favours.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

You forgot option c) It's not genuine and never was.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

c) = b).

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)