I do not hate him at all.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Neither do I.
In fact, I'd gladly let him poke his knob up my barking spider. If he swung that way.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)