SickRik has neglected to tell us a story of strippers and webcams and sexings for quite some time.
Write your own SickRik weekend adventure here. Bonus points for writing it in the style of Jackanory.

edit: ASTERISK TRI-FORCE ⁂ Where is your God now?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

CUNT

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

i'm glad you are typing your anger, but we need to get to the root cause

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

I'm a sad cunt with no friends
And everytime i post a picture everyone hates it :(
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

clickin dis

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

Yay, you're onl the popular page twice!
You're really starting to endear yourself to us now.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

I made my way to the tangerine orchard in Orange County.
Someone else finish it.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

Why do people hate SickRik so?
Obviously they're all just an envious bunch of virgins.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

I do not hate him at all.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Neither do I.
In fact, I'd gladly let him poke his knob up my barking spider. If he swung that way.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

can't be arsed but, really, honestly, what?
www.b3ta.com/board/9573489
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Well, he is a twat second only to pasanoncic.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

Job done

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'll still never forgive him for not giving Rob a million pounds, which resulted in /talk getting shut down forever.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

pffft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Gingerwobble

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

YOU'RE POOR AND A TEENAGER AND POOR AND A TEENAGER AND POOR AND A TEENAGER.
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/9805 - a summary
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

Jack-off-anory
or something. Is SickRik one of those sorts that goes out and always pulls, but has no standards and takes home whatever will sleep with him?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

No, no, no.
He has lots of sex with lots of models, and they pick him over EVERYONE ELSE. And then he loves them and cries on them.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

still in copy and pasta
⁂
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)