wait til she finds out it's a Gibson, bet she calls you a puff

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:03, archived)

In which case she might try to cure me
It's all win in the granny fanny stakes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)