I can't sleep so I came here to look at /talk because it is so boring that it might make me sleep
Because /talk is shit, right? Am I doing this right? Good morning, my new house is great you know.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)

hello Jono
you've not had a pop at Brian for a while, are you two buddies now?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:06, archived)

Morning Frank
I've not had a dig at that charmless dribble of cock snot for some time, you are correct. The main reason being that arguing with someone of his calibre is akin to trying to remove a melting ice cream from a clumsy wheel chair bound mong - it might be fun for a while but it is ultimately a noisy, needlessly messy affair.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:11, archived)

I'd like to see you and JMG in a buddy movie
like 48 hours, you start off being all surly and unfriendly then gradually come to accept his culture and find repect for him
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:21, archived)

PFFT
Culture. Nice one. I did a funny at my new neighbour yesterday. The old girl saw me carrying in my guitar in its flight case and said "Oh are you a musician?" "No, love. I've got a guitar though". Comedy gold, honest.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:25, archived)

wait til she finds out it's a Gibson, bet she calls you a puff

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:03, archived)

In which case she might try to cure me
It's all win in the granny fanny stakes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)

dear sir
``that charmless dribble of cock snot'' is the best insult i've heard in years. huzzah!
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:38, archived)

I'm very good, you know

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:44, archived)

i may
have to steal that one
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:46, archived)

Help yourself
I'm all about giving
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:50, archived)

If you want boredom, welcome to my day.
I'm on the train, heading to the psychological endurance test that I like to call work. And my 3G only works when we stop at stations.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:47, archived)

I have the day off work
So I'm lying in bed twatting about on my blackberry which was free from my job and works everywhere
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 6:55, archived)

/talk is not boring
/talk is sickness.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)

My lovely other half went and sat on his glasses.
I'm considering whether or not I should help him buy a new pair, given a pair costs £300 a time.
( Bats, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:51, archived)

300 quid?
can he not make do with a pair from the pound shop?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)

As funny as it would be for him to walk into walls
unfortunately he has a degenerative eye condition and as a result he's incredibly difficult to fix. Not that he helps himself, I might add, not sending away his contact lenses for new ones to be made. And he has a silicon allergy, it look them two pairs of contacts for them to figure that out.

Argh.
( Bats, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)

I'm currently on a test trial to use contact lenses
So far the daily disposables were no good for my eyes. They were also gonna cost me £46 for 30 pairs which was extortionate, although its because I have an eyeball with a fucked up shape.
I'm about to start the trial of fortnightly disposables....
( turb0t, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)

Monthly torics, thats the way forward.
That said i went back to them after using glasses for ages and hated them.

Glasses FTW.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:15, archived)

the fortnightly ones will cost me £20 for 2 sets
plus all the cleaning solution, etc
( turb0t, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)

Thats the spirit
Now ignore the point that even though its shit you come back day after day and you'll be in the same league as that select handful of social disfunctionals.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)

trudat

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)

Innit tho.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)