Writing on a single sheet of paper on a surface is bad luck
It must be at least two sheets deep.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)

I just do it because you get scratchy handwriting.
The idea of it being bad luck is just superstitious claptrap.
( SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)

I think your belief that it isnt, is claptrap.
I also dislike your blouse.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

MY DEAD MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME
YOU INSENSITIVE CHUBBY BASTARD.
( SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

Your dead mum is hot.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

Decomposition is still going on

( SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

What?
Why?
( Bats, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

Also, did you know that butterflies are poisonous if swallowed?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)