If you are stupid enough
to think that 'bad luck' from a piece of inanimate jewellery would affect your relationship, then your relationship is probably doomed to failure anyway.

I did once see a couple pouring over the engagement rings in my local Cash Converters. Each ring was like a dream of love, broken, then pawned to buy skag.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

"at these prices i can buy you eight rings, baby"

( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)