Imagine knowing that the token of your everlasting commitment
used to be the lower 6th molar of Mr. Hendelburg, born in Bydgoszcz, died in Treblinka.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

I'm warming to this marriage idea

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

Oh I dunno
that gives me a bit of a lazy lob.

Sadly unlikely for me or any future partner, I only ever buy or wear platinum or titanium.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

Imagine knowing that your cufflinks were made from the platters of hard drives
seized during a raid on a child pornography ring
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

Don't stop, I'm nearly there...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

Or that the earrings you gave her
were made from the melted down reclaimed exhaust catalyst of the car her parents died in. THAT'S love.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)