superstition is bollocks, bad luck is bollocks, marriage is bollocks, who gives a shit really, I won't have anything second-hand in the house

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

My God
you're beautiful.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

Morning
you demented buggerist.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

What about the tap water?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)