Was that rationed during the war too?!?
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(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

well lube would have been in short supply
*imagines ministry of information short on lubricant substitutes*
spokesman: Many people are saying today what can liquidised turnip be used for...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

don't liquidise...
just shove it in there too. ouch.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)