This is what is sounds like....when doves cry.
COOhoohooo...*sniff* ACOOhoohooo....
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

Also, I read about the News Of The World tapping Vanessa Feltz's phone, I bet that was a very diverse log:

Vanessa Feltz Phone Tap - - -

Tuesday 13th May 2008
(10:31)Pizza Hut - Ahhh hello! I'll have my usual breakfast please, 2 large Meat Feasts in a coffee cup

(10:56)Pizza Hut - Hiya, Can I have a Margarita Dustbin lid please. Hold the anchovies...hahah I love that joke, 'course don't hold them! I'll fucking eat anything me! gwuff gwuff!

(11:04)Pizza Hut - I'm ready for pre lunch now, send the Salad Skip please.

(11:14)Pizza Hut - I can't wait for lunch, send me the 6 Meat Feasts and 18 garlic breads...And just to let you know I ate the last delivery boy...May need to get another.

(11:35)Pizza Hut - OOOO NOW IT BE DA BEST BIT NOW IT BEE CAYKEE TIEM!!! GET MY GULLET SHOVEL!

(12:03)Pizza Hut - guuuh, call the Jambulance...I've had too much dessert....*snigger* HAHAH only joking! I right funny me! MORE TRIPLE DECKER PIZZAS PLEASE! KEEP THEM COMIN YOU SLAGS!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

what do wolves shagging sound like?

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

You...will go on my first whistle...
*paw hands*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)

Haha, you funny bastard.
That was good.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)

Yiff

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)