They've obviously never experienced the non romance of being biten and bumfucked
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:45,
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Every time I see somebody with a copy of Twilight
I immediately assume that they have no control over their emotions or bowels.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:48,
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