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What's the best way of descriing 'Twilight' to ensure Optimum Goth Upset?
'Piss poor lazily written Anne Rice fanfic' or 'High School Musical for goths, only with shitter songs'?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
I have never seen it.
In fact, the only knowledge I have of it is when people on b3ta slag it off.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
NEAR THE TOP!
Some of you will probably cheer at this, but for those of you who are interested and haven't seen anything about it, Soho is on fire.

I see this has been mentioned down there. Good good. Carry on now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
i yam on fire :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
Is your sex on fire?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
*checks trouser mono-scaffold*
yup :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
I like how they define two acrynims yet don't use them again.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
harry potter with vampires?
i'm not sure how accurate that is as a description though or even if it would cause upset, perhaps i just shouldn't have answered
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
"Gay Vampires"

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
Just mention sparkly teen vampires
That'll raise some ire
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
NICE.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
Porn for freak teenage girls too afraid to masturbate.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
They're not vampires, they're unicorn people.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
They've all got the horn?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
I quite enjoyed the anne rice vampire novels I've read
and I'm not a goth.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
The earlier ones are good
the recent ones are hideous shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
De Ja Vu
I quite enjoyed reading Twilight, it took my mind away with the fairies for a few days during a dark time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
Poor poor man
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8143086.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
BBC viewers: sick fucks.
"MOST POPULAR VIDEO/AUDIO
Bull gores man to death in Spain"
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
I like the complete look of indifferance on that guy's face.
If a bull fucked me over, i'ld be straight in there with the morphine drip.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
on the plus side, if he fell off a cliff he could glide to safety

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
I was thinking 'hmmmm...some kind of career fighting crime is in order here'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
i was thinking of sugar gliders
i think about sugar gliders a lot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
If he turns around too fast he'll have to shit out his cock and piss out his arse

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
I like how the voluumn goes to 11.

(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
You're....I am a....are you a ....vamp....what are you....I'm a v....are you a? you are a vampi...I am a ...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE BE CLIMBIN A TREE! BASEBALLBASEBALL

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
I've seen it and this is a good summary

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
My Facebook is full of people who are obsessed with Twilight
I am going to steal this and annoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
They've obviously never experienced the non romance of being biten and bumfucked

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Every time I see somebody with a copy of Twilight
I immediately assume that they have no control over their emotions or bowels.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
"Is that the film done by those Buffy people?"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
"Is that the one
with the Romulans in it? Don't they kill Dumbeldore or something?"
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
'My First Beanflick Material'

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
Just mention that
they're really poorly written, and isn't the lead vampire gay?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
"healthy family viewing, well in the mainstream"

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
Haha!
I like this the most. That would REALLY piss them off.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
I don't even know what it is
something about vampires.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
I just trumped and it burnt my bum a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)