a few weeks ago I was walking through my house in the dark and walked into a door
I stubbed my toe on the door, my elbow hit the inside and I was chewing on my thumb nail which caused my nail to slice my gum and I punched myself in the nose, then hit my forehead on the door.

Good times.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)