Hello B3ta
I hope all your toes are stub free and you are all looking forward to the weekend.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

this post just made me laugh
due to a connection to an offline event that just occurred

thought you should know
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

Did you just stub your toe and are laughing ironically?
great times.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

i'm afraid not
sorry to disappoint
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

bad times still great forum banter

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

i was about to type out the reason but i couldn't be bothered in the end

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

d velope
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

exactly

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

+table

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

I've just given the amp a quick dust-off
I've spent the past hour playing bass with headphones on. I'm now marginally deaf and my left index finger is calloused the the point of complete numbness. GET IN.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

Also, Chester Races tomorrow
Wheeeeeeeee horsies
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

lol subject line euphemism lol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

:D
I done a rofl
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

yeah, too fucking right

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

Go easy, Mrs.Sp@m is having a hard time at the moment.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

That reminds me of when pistons dog died and Friz kept making fun of the fact his dog had died.
Oh man that was funny and probably completely without consequence.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

Friz, who none of us want dead?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

THE VERY SAME.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

what's this whole thing about, i must have missed it

( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

We can't talk about it because *blank* is having a very hard time at the minute.
If anyone gives *blank* a hard time then they'll no doubt get stepped by *blank*
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

i see
i guess the idea that anything you post online becomes fair game has been disregarded then
( well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

I'm imagining you saying this dressed as Terry Wogan or Lily Savage.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

the economy
bees
giants
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

I forgot about that.
How double standarded.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

Awww, that's lovely.
I was meant to be hosting a BBQ tonight but it's absolutely pissing it down.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

I've not stubbed my toe once this month, so far.
I'm not going to go as far as sayin' it's the best month of my life ever, but it's cirtainly lookin' good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

a few weeks ago I was walking through my house in the dark and walked into a door
I stubbed my toe on the door, my elbow hit the inside and I was chewing on my thumb nail which caused my nail to slice my gum and I punched myself in the nose, then hit my forehead on the door.

Good times.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

It's been a fair while since I've stubbed my toe.
I'm looking forward to working with a hangover tomorrow.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

My toes are stub free
My index finger on my left had however is fractured and an intersting shade of purple. It had a fight with a mallet. The mallet won.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

I'm wearing steel toe boots.
My weekend will be the usual. Work, pub, work, pub.

And I hope you too will have a good weekend.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)