Who else
Wants to dance with me?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:11, archived)

I do,
but my fucking feet fucking hurt, so I shan't.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

Tell them t stop fucking then
And give them a tissue to wipe up the goo.
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

Lick it.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:17, archived)

lick the fish

( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)

Kick it.
and wipe it hard.
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

my mate dave sais he fancies you

( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

My mate dave
says he had your mum.
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

hed be a bit of a loser if he hadnt
shes as loose as a steak and kidney pie on lossening tablets.
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:17, archived)

He said she looked a bit
like she was inside out and made of pie.
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

thatd make sence then

( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

If you'll buy me a drink
I'll submit to your every quim whim
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

Is that a kind of hat?
Worn by a Cunt?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)

hmm...
cunt dave?

I don't know anyone who wears a quim on their head.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)