I am trying to watch a film
but the couple next door are throwing things at each other

I'd like to open a "projectile marriage counselling centre" where enraged couples throw stuff at each other in a safe environment
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

Like soft play but for fat wives.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)