I heard that Esme Wesme caused cancer by stirring her potatoes the wrong way
could just be a rumour of course
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)

She whispered nasty things to Osama Bin Laden when he was at school and caused all Islamist terrorism.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

I heard she caused AIDS just by surreptitiously breaking wind in a school assembly

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

She was the snake in the garden of eden.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

Now I'm aroused damnit.

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)