If its any consolation
if I were gay and knew what you looked like I would totally make you my one and only.
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

You probably wouldn't if you knew what I looked like.
Great personality though. Possibly.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

see, it's not all bad then is it

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)