This is life
touch my bum
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

*Gropes*

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

I love you more than a leper loves doughnuts

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

I just turned on b3ta and an arse is offered my way.
It's like Christmas.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

Lets fuck.

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

My penis isn't going to reach that far so I'll have to be your bitch.
I hope that's all right.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oh Neptune you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind

HEY NEPTUNE
*clap clap clap clap*
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

You can get fucked after that performance down there.
Whore.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

BITTER.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

I thought we had something special before I found out he was putting out all over the place.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

just remember the good times

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

THE GOOD TIMES WERE ALL A LIE.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

there, there
*hands neptune a clean tissue to dry eyes*
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

I thought he loved me.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

I TOLD YOU FROM THE START I WASNT A ONE MAN WOMAN MAN

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

I want a do right all night man.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

If its any consolation
if I were gay and knew what you looked like I would totally make you my one and only.
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

You probably wouldn't if you knew what I looked like.
Great personality though. Possibly.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

see, it's not all bad then is it

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Giggedy Giggedy

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

My mate chucked a kebab at one of the cheeky girls. Not sure which one.
Large donner with extra chili sauce since you ask.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

Lets fuck.

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oi.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

I knew that would get you going.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

When I was 14 I shouted
'fuck off, you have no friends'

to The Cartoons of Ooh Ee Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Fame
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

I'm home from my holidays.
Rejoice.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

Maffy Waffy!
Hi babe, show us yer pants
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

Also, lets fuck.

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

Also, oi.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

Erm... Let me put on a clean pair 1st.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

im listening to hands to heaven by breathe
kill me now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)

I'll get the mallett......

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

I love that response!
Lets fuck.
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

I fucking hate you, you cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

maan you are OUT

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

now now children
play nicely
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

He's a fucking filthy slag who doesn't deserve anything nice.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

even filthy slags need friends though

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Well, hello

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

we're back to the hello's again

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

Show us yer pants
hope that helps

love you,
Broadsword x
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

such a charmer!
how can I resist
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

You're the woman.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

While I appreciate a new thread after an hour and a half of that last crap...
I would rather not. Sorry, no ofence.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

Lets fuck.

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

Yeah, I hope you get AIDS and die.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

Aww, wuv wuu too :)

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Never on a first date.
/not a slaaaag.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

Broaders is enough slag for you both...

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)