See, what fucks me off about this site
is you get a b3tan say 'they are going to drink heavily'

And they dont. Drinking heavily is when inner organs explode.

/rant
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

friz has no choice but to drink heavily

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

my outer stomach has exploded
does that not count?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

last night i lost my phone
i found it in the fridge


surely that's /talk gold right there
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

put it back in the fridge and I'll phone it
see if anyone answers
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)