i had a dream last night about a girl i went out with in my school days
i was going to email her today, then first thing on facebook i saw was her with a status update of:

´has a lovely rock on her fourth finger left hand!!!! Hee hee!!!!!!!´

doh!!!!! well i suppose it was nearly 10 years ago.. fuck i´m getting old.

anyway, i´m so fucking bored. i´m going to order some roast chicken and beer (spain is great for that), then later try and fuck some gippo spanish girl.

whats your plans tonight internet users?
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

i'm going to keep drinking
i might even make some comment on the sort of people who use two accounts, who knows
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

i only use this account now since i got it back
the only reason i appeared on the other one was because i was too lazy to log out and sign back in again
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

i doubt anyone really cares
i wouldn't worry about it
(welI, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

I have a few days off now so I plan on drinking heavily :)

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

good times

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

See, what fucks me off about this site
is you get a b3tan say 'they are going to drink heavily'

And they dont. Drinking heavily is when inner organs explode.

/rant
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

friz has no choice but to drink heavily

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

my outer stomach has exploded
does that not count?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

last night i lost my phone
i found it in the fridge


surely that's /talk gold right there
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

put it back in the fridge and I'll phone it
see if anyone answers
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Wobbling and eating

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Awesome new thread, El Guiri!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'm going to wait for I_Was_Mordred to reply to something and then laugh, probably.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Oh man, it's going to be good.
*glee*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

Actually I'm going out but if everyone could just collectively wait for a reaction, that'd be appreciated.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

I want to go abroad next year but am having problems choosing a destination.
Any suggestions?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

You looking for an english speaking place?
come with me and broadsword down the costa del sol... nice hot summers, beaches, places to travel, great culture, learn another language.. i love it here :)
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

She would.
I fancy somewhere like the Algarve or Malta.
I also like Jamaica but it's too far for her or sometihng.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

algarve is really nice
malta is built up so much, i wouldn´t recommend going there unless you work in corporation services, or want to dodge some nice tax
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

I do mean for a holiday, not to emigrate.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

oh
still, algarve is better
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Kentucky.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Oz
Etihad airlines have got a sale on
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

Hmm... Austrailia...
I hadn't thought about there.

Long flight for 7 nights though. Would be better as a 10-14 nights. *ponders*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

2 weeks
you can go for about £600

If you only want 7 nights I'd recommend Corfu
or Lanzarote
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

YOUR MUMS HAIRY OLD MINGE

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

I am clothes shopping online for t' holiday.
I should really check how much I've got in my account though, think I'm going a bit overboard.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

any nice clothes?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'm going a bit overboard on t-shirts and board shorts.
One pair of shorts in particular either make me look ridiculously gay or impressively manly. I'm not quite sure at the mo.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

Pub.
Probably.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

I was going to spluff my muck up your rectum if thats ok

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Have you not had it in a while or something?
You seem very sex-obsessed today.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Haha
Fair play fella

10/10
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

sorry
that´s where poo comes from
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

you're in fine form tonight

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

my plans went tits up
and im pissed already
fuck my life
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

i read that as
tits
piss
and fuck
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

b3tan?
no chance
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

i´ve just seen your profile
you are far too normal to be a b3tan
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

normal + young
:D
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

fuck! you´re only 14!!!!!!
i never spoke to you! i don´t know you!

*clears cache*
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

you best delete those gaz's too

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

visual tourettes is a splendid thing

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

I can't believe the highlight on tv toningt is Moby Fucking Dick!
Starring Gregory Peck at 1.50am!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

It's one hell of a drum solo.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

Are Ant and Dec not on?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

not on my tv
I might watch Katie price spilling her guts then sean lock is live on channel 4 at 10
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Is it his stand up?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

yep

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

I will watch then, I do love Sean Lock.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

True Lies is on AGAIN

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

what did you think of the book?

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

never read it
I prefer Columbo type crime fiction
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

Pub pub pub pub

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

going down the vulcan.
you coming?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

holy shit you´re alive!
dude you need to stop watching star trek and go outside
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

the vulcan in Huddersfield?
i'm there
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

the cardiff one,
that has been in the news a bit recently, because celebrities, tried to save it, and, saved, it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

Popcorn, Torchwood, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow (Jon Richardson is on there this evening who I really like)
and then to bed to finish the Time Traveller's Wife.
( magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

i like how you´re shagging the wife of some time travelling dude
like a favour whilst he´s gone
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I once tried reading the Time Traveller's Wife
the missus thinks it's the best thing she's ever read. I thought it was bloody boring
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)