*celebrates
belatedly*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:05, archived)

But I wanted presents...

...and cards...

...and cake...

...and stuff! :-(
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)

*wraps up fluffy kitten in pretty paper*
*gives*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:09, archived)

Awwww... how thoughtful!
BTW - how did you know I'm The Mad Kitty Killer Of Old Ilford Town?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:12, archived)

*takes kitten back*
*replaces with domo*

kitten killer, eh?

*hopes domo nibbles your fingers*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:14, archived)

A cat tried to kill me once.
Seriously! I ended up with 3 broken ribs and 3 crushed vertebrae.

Edit: And that's not counting the one which tried to eat my head when I was a baby!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:17, archived)