SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!
I missed my first b3taday!

*Cries like a baby*
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:49, archived)

Go to the angry dome.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:53, archived)

Have you got a map
'cos I'm crap with directions?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:54, archived)

It's in the north tower,
just upstairs from the hanger.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:55, archived)

Righty-ho then.



*Gets lost*


*Phones Shoosh, reversing the charges, to say I'm lost*
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:58, archived)

aww
i didnt miss mine.
i was counting down the days till i saw t'wife again, and someone shouted 'whats the 5 in your name for?'
and someone else shouted '5 days till her b3taday cuntface'..
i didnt even notice that year go by..
*mourns lost year*
( toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)

I'm really quite gutted right now!
Bloody work! If I wasn't on the late shift I'd've remembered.

Glad you didn't miss your's!

*Resents*
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:02, archived)

*celebrates
belatedly*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:05, archived)

But I wanted presents...

...and cards...

...and cake...

...and stuff! :-(
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)

*wraps up fluffy kitten in pretty paper*
*gives*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:09, archived)

Awwww... how thoughtful!
BTW - how did you know I'm The Mad Kitty Killer Of Old Ilford Town?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:12, archived)

*takes kitten back*
*replaces with domo*

kitten killer, eh?

*hopes domo nibbles your fingers*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:14, archived)

A cat tried to kill me once.
Seriously! I ended up with 3 broken ribs and 3 crushed vertebrae.

Edit: And that's not counting the one which tried to eat my head when I was a baby!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:17, archived)

Oh...
Can I celebrate mine 144 days late?

bugger...
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:06, archived)

You have my sympathies.
I feel we've both missed a rite of passage :-(
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:15, archived)

Yes
But its probably best this way for you though... What would people have written on the cards?!
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:17, archived)

They would have written
"Happy b3taday... eerm... whatsisname!"
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:19, archived)

Or maybe...
""

Nah, couldn't think of anything good.

Nightynight.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:21, archived)