+ allegedly

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

I'm going to kick and scream until I get my own way.
By my own way, I mean popular.
On the internet.

I'm going to piggyback on JMG's popularity.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

Can we now begin with the listing of MSN accounts?
Females first.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

bed pissers use msn

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

No no.
Girls please.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

you only do ***line girls
remember
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

No I don't.
Please read up on how I am perceived in the internet community.
There's been tears shed in the past.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

Is the facebook page to replace your blog?
I would join but I don't want b3ta people connected to something that people who know me in Real Life can see
( Malaka omdz, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

I've noticed some folk act like bell-ends, then when people ask them to be quiet they're quick to accuse said people of "wobbling".
You should start claiming royalties for that phrase.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

I know.. 98.5% of b3ta's trends are down to JMG.
It makes me livid.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

I'm almost as popular as Friz.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

Fucking hell, I nearly choked on my waffle
which is surprising as I don't have any waffles.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

You really should like Friz more.
He's very popular.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)