Grow your hair long.
Take an mp3 player.
Hide earphones under long hair.
Problem solved.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

I don't really have much hair

( Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 11:18, archived)

Why bother with that?
If sins are forgiven anyway, just do it and confess to it. Far simpler.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)