now now ...
you know the first rule of talking about sex on the internet.

If you talk about it, it didn't happen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

yeah, but in comparison to being a massive paedo lech on the beach
desperately twisting to cover up the stiffy you've got from some under-17 32B's, for fucks sake, rubbing your boner in the sand in a horrible grainy frotting so that the chafing detracts from the revulsion you feel about yourself, man, that's just wrong.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

That's a bit harsh.
'massive'?
He can't help being big boned
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)