I've seen the guard pluck a fag from someone's mouth and send it spinning out the open window with a deft flick
that was way cooler than this Beavis and Butthead conductor you were riding with.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

He lacks confidence, yes

(__, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

I'd go on a train with Beavis & Butthead conducting
only for a few stops, mind.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

I should add "which was awesome"
God, I miss Parrott.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)