Excellent train announcement just now.
*Bing bong*...

"Will the passenger who is smoking on the train please.. uh.. be reminded that there is to be no smoking on the train so.. uh... stop smoking"

...*Bing bong*
(__, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

EXCELLENT!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

Stop being sarcastic at Friz, he's having a tough time of it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

He just has to man up and deal with his problems bigface on.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

*stop watch*
0.08 seconds!

A new Blame Friz record!
(__, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

I don't think I blamed you for anything there...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

You might be about to blame me for something.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

I blame you for Friz
and vice versa.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

People get themselves worked up if I tell them to be more popular, just like Friz.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

People don't like Friz lately because they are TOLD not to like Friz lately.
Fat people's society, see?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

#Been spending most our lives
Being blamed in Blamer's Paradise
They order extra fries
It's how it is in Blamer's Paradise
(__, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

Don't tell him
but I haven't noticed anything much to dislike about Friz. And his face appears to be a relatively normal size and shape.

I am out of step with the common internet man.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

I'll hold my hands up and say that I have chuckled at some of his stuff.
Maybe even clicked a few of them on /links.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH A MAN WHO COULD NO DOUBT CRUSH YOU IN A HEARTBEAT IF YOU HAPPENED TO MEET HIM ON A SERVER THAT ALLOWS INSTANT DEATH MOVES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

i like to think that strongbad was based on you
this isn't particularly relevant to your post, i just wanted to tell you
( spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

I am confused, but this chap must be smashing.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

you know, strongbad
STRONG
BAD
( spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

I've got nothing scheduled.
It'll be impromptu if I do.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

impromptu voodoo

( spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

hoodoo yoo do

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

do what?
remind me of david bowie's gonads showing through his tight trousers
( spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

oh fuck.
he was my very first crush you know. in that very film.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Are you David Bowies tight trousers?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

begone from me egg'er on'er

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

he fancied the pants off you too
but was too shy to do anything about it
( spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

theyd have locked the tasty cunt up!
i wouldnt want that :( ours was a forbidden love
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

paedo?
you do
do what?
the babe
( spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

Oh MAN !
I love that game where you try and get the quickest time on the stopwatch.

Much better than X-Station 4s.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

he just needs to turn the other huge cheek

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

Friz has a REALLY BIG face.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

#theme music#
When you've been ignored
On a message board
Who you gonna blame?
BLAME FRIZZLE

I ain't afraid of no post
(__, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUNNEH

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

I've been on a train before.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

was it good?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

Really good.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

Reckon I should give it a try?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

Well you've got to weigh up whether time or cost is most important.
Trains are more expensive but take less time, coaches are cheaper but take longer.

Your call. Big decision.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

Cool, I'll make a spreadsheet to work it out.
Sometimes it's good to take the bus or a cab too, depending on distances.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

on called train bike
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

i could do with a cigarette actually
good job i'm not on a train i guess
( well, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

I've seen the guard pluck a fag from someone's mouth and send it spinning out the open window with a deft flick
that was way cooler than this Beavis and Butthead conductor you were riding with.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

He lacks confidence, yes

(__, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

I'd go on a train with Beavis & Butthead conducting
only for a few stops, mind.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

I should add "which was awesome"
God, I miss Parrott.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

Yep, deleted, get over it
Couldn't be arsed explaining it, I'm too tired.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Here it is
www.b3ta.com/talk/6297484
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

We could probably go popular page it as well
So people can see it for at least another week
(__, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

yeah, let's all wallow in the misery of it some more

( well, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

Friz, you're the popular page expert, does it work for deleted threads?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

it does

( well, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

i think it works for the replies
just not the deleted one. not that id know anything about that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

hmm
i'm sure it used to
( well, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

It's not like anything you'd said anything stupid that could have been added onto some kind of list.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

DULL DULL DULL DULL.

( Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

you and broadsword, eh?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

we do NOT talk about deletion >:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

Tired is not the same as stupid and rough.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

She's been an insomniac for the last 12 years you insensitive bastard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

And an idiot for her entire life.
Horrible internetobullying.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)