I made a My Space when all the cool kids were doing it
I posted twice. Once to say I had no need for a blog, and then to say I still had no need for a blog but that I had a really cool monkey.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

Do you still have this monkey?

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

Hell yes
(He may be cuddly and not actually real though.)
Edit: See for yourself: spaces.msn.com/members/rthursten/
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)

He is lully.
That is in fact one of the best blogs ever to exist. It stopped after 2 posts, one of which had a monkey, and the other made fun of blogs.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)